1. How do I join?
You join by pressing the register button and signing up. After that, go and read the rules. Then, go to the Joining Board and read both - or all - of the stickied threads. Copy & paste the Joining Form into a new thread, fill it out as specified, and then kick back your heels and wait for an admin to come around.

2. YOU SHOULD GET AN XAT CBOX OMG.
Hell no. They're large, sloppy, unsophisticated, and make this annoying 'dinging' noise every time somebody posts if I've forgotten to mute my computer. Please don't ask.

3. I'M NOT JOINING IF YOU DON'T GET AN XAT CBOX/CHANGE THE RULES/ETC...
Not going to join a site because of its cbox? That's just silly. It's kinda like saying, "I'm not going to be your friend because you don't do what I say." We're sorry if you're unhappy about something that actually has real value - RPing level, etc. - but if you just threaten us to say that you won't join because of something that won't be changed -- well, we don't appreciate that. Also, it makes you look extremely bad.

4. Add a new skin plz. Or have other options plz. kthnx.
Read this "plz."

5. Somebody was mean to me!!!!!!
It happens. Depending on how much you feel insulted, PM me (Phantom) and I'll take steps as I see fit. Don't worry - I'm very fair.

6. ____ made a rude comment on my bio and called it mary-sue and desu!!! _{Shay... lol}
Then it probably was. Save the bio, don't delete it or your account [ Talking to you Collide |< ] and have Pants look it over. Usually when Shay comments something rudely, it's not on purpose and she's usually right. Same for any other staff.

7. Why is Piper so young? Aren't leaders supposed to be over 30 moons or something?
He killed the former leader while the latter was asleep when he was 19 moons old. it was the second leader after shard. (parasite > shard > illusion > spinner > piper, for those of you that were curious.) the clan then sort of unofficially elected him to be leader, though it took five moons. he's never had the ceremony, though both his deputy and mc were officially promoted. further questions, PM me. i've got it all worked out.

8. ACCEPT MAH BIO 8DDD
Only the leader of the Clan - and occasionally the deputy and medicine cat - are able to accept the bios for their respective clan. You are only allowed to contact the leader if your bio has been waiting for over a week. You are only allowed to contact Phantom if you have contacted the leader but never received a reply for another week.

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