Post by jackelyn on Dec 31, 2020 13:18:41 GMT -8
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Trigger Warning: Violence/gore (not real), Lucifer being a large ham
It was a bright, sunny winter's day with the New Year just around the corner and Lucifer was fully engaged in one of his favorite hobbies and greatest talents: lying. In this case specifically, making up stories for the wide-eyed group of young rogues he had caught scrounging around the Ruined Camp. He had found them totally by accident and, to be honest was planning on walking right on by and letting them do their thing (Lucifer was morally against fighting when outnumbered plus like, why bother?) but then one had caught sight of him. And frozen in visible fear with a little squeak. Then the others had seen him too, they had also frozen in fear. Like at that point how could Lucifer not stop?
Putting on his meanest, grimmist BloodClan attitude Lucifer ordered them all to come gather around him "or I'll cut off your paws, one by one" and they nearly tripped over themselves to obey. He was a Big Bad BloodClanner after all. The first one that they had seen, since they were the ages of young apprentices and, that also meant they only knew about BloodClan's bloody brutal defeat over the rogues.
Lucifer actually smiled, he was so pleased about it which made one of the little rogues give a tiny sob. Ok, that one wasn't just because of the reputation, no one ever had said nice things about Lucifer's smile, in fact it often kept recipients up at night.
Cut to, Lucifer right in the middle of a series of totally wild and improbable stories about BloodClan. Each one was gorier and more violent than the last and, except with a few details (like wearing the teeth of defeated enemies around their necks) all totally lies. Absolute whoppers, blue whales of tales, smoke and mirrors. Lucifer wasn't just taking them for a ride, he was taking them on a rollercoaster of Bloodthirsty BloodClan Battles and, then straight to the cleaners to wash that blood off and get ready for round two. Empires rose and fell in Lucifer's stories, warriors and leaders suffered gruesome deaths, and of course throughout it all the dashing hero Lucifer somehow played a key and extremely violent role. In fact after the first story it was mostly bald-faced lying about his exploits, you couldn't even call them exaggerated because first there would have to be something to exaggerate.
And the little rogues ate. It. Up.
Lucifer liked to chew the scenery but at this point he was biting chunks off. He never got chances to do this in BloodClan, he was too careful and, what was that old saying about s***ing where you sleep? Nah Lucifer was too smart to let himself get caught like that. Especially since it behooved him not to have his own actions carefully examined, for instance let's just say he told a story about his role in the battle with the rogues, and then someone started to think about Lucifer's role in the battle with the rogues, well that would go very poorly for Lucifer. As far as BloodClanners were concerned, Lucifer was like a cockroach, constantly surviving to live another day and that had to mean something.
"... held the dog down and then I gouged out its eyes in retribution for what it did to BloodClan" Lucifer told his enthralled audience, but it wasn't just his audience, he was so caught up in what he was doing that for the first time in years he wasn't paying close attention to his surroundings! "But I wasn't about to stop there, in BloodClan we always reciprocate the pain we're dealt and more... Remember that... so as the warriors held the dog down I tore off it's most sensitive-"
NOTES // You can interrupt him! BloodClan rumors have to get started somehow! Whale Prompt
TAGGED // Open to ANY BloodClanner!
WORDS // 618
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